*TURN OFF YOUR LIGHTS*
(And give yourself a severe case of eyestrain)
(The future isn't what it used to be....)
"CARD CAPTOR SCIENCE THEATER 3000" (SEASON ONE)
EPISODE 1: THE BRAIN FROM PLANET AROUS
(A Ranma 1/2 MSTing)
MSTed From the Desk of Card Captor Schlueter (aka Syaoran-kun)
This is a MSTing of a work of fiction created by another author.
Use of copyrighted and trademarked material is for entertainment
purposes only; no infringement on the original copyrights or
trademarks held by Best Brains, Inc. is intended or should be inferred.
“Card Captor Sakura” is a trademark of CLAMP and those who distribute it
"Ranma 1/2" is the property of Rumiko Takahashi and all the
distributors of her work.
"The Brain From Planet Arous" is the property of Ryoucilo and he's welcome
to it. I do not intend to offend him for making fun of his work like this
but I figure it's only a matter of time before someone does. Think
of this as another form of C&C. ;)
**
THE HOLOCABANA
1345 Hours
Sakura Kinomoto and Syaoran Li were enjoying the wonderful spring weather of Tomoeda. Or at least a reasonable facsimile. No one seemed to be around, which would be strange in a public park, but who cares? Cherry blossoms drifted past and all was well with the world.
Well, sort of.
“Isn’t it wonderful, Syaoran-kun?” said the always cheerful Sakura.
“It would be,” began Syaoran. “If the hills didn’t have eyes.”
Tomoyo Daidouji popped up from her hiding place in the bushes, camcorder in hand. “You’re no fun, you know that?”
Syaoran let out a sigh. “There’s never a moment’s peace around here,” he grumbled.
“Syaoran-kun!” came the voice of Meiling over the intercom. “I hate to interrupt but Harry Potter and his magical friends are calling.”
“See what I mean?” muttered Syaoran.
“Magic Voice, save program and end,” ordered Sakura as they left the Holocabana.
**
DEEP 13
The evil Dr. Eriol Hiiragizawa was quite satisfied with himself. This was nothing new, of course, but it was worth mentioning. He was definitely confident in his entry for the invention exchange this week.
**
THE SATELLITE OF LOVE
Sakura, Syaoran and Tomoyo were joined by Kero-Chan in front of the giant viewscreen that projected the image of Dr. Eriol and his lackies TV’s Ruby Moon and Spinel Sun.
“Well, well.” said Eriol with great enthusiasm. “How are you this week, my little lab rats?”
Syaoran glowered at Eriol. “Ah. Cram it up your…”
“Li-kun!” Sakura said sharply.
“Still in the same mood, eh, Syaoran?” Eriol seemed amused. “Since you’re so enthusiastic, I’ll let you go with your Clow card invention first.”
“Yes, sir,” said Sakura which caused Syaoran to grumble something incomprehensible. “Our invention this week is ‘The Maid’ card.” Sakura held up a Clow card with a picture of a girl in a French maid’s outfit on it. “Never do anymore housecleaning and save the cost of hiring a maid service. What do you think?”
**
DEEP 13
“How boringly practical, Kinomoto.” Eriol yawned. Ruby Moon brought out a silver platter with a Clow card on it. The card had a picture of a woman with two sets of scales, each one stacked with coins.
“My invention this week is ‘The Credit’ card.” Eriol announced.
Syaoran, Sakura and Tomoyo fell over.
“Didn’t someone already invent that?” inquired Kero-Chan.
Eriol shook his head. “You fools, don’t you see it? Money is the root of all evil so he who has all the money is the most evil and that would be me!’
“But, if you have all the money in the world, won’t it become worthless?” inquired Sakura.
“Yeah,” said Tomoyo “Won’t everyone just come up with a new form of currency?”
“Um…” began Eriol . He hadn’t thought of that. “Never mind any of that. It’s time for this week’s experiment. This little item is a re-write of a lame B-movie from the fifties for Ranma ½ and it hasn’t gotten any better. I give you Ryoucilo’s ‘The Brain From Planet Arous’. Put the hurt on them, Ruby Moon!”
“I don’t get paid enough for this,” muttered Ruby Moon as she sent the fic.
“Keep it down. I’m trying to sleep!” grumbled Spinel Sun.
**
THE SATELLITE OF LOVE
“Lousy Eriol…” grumbled Syaoran.
Suddenly alarms and sirens rang out.
“OHHHH, WE'VE GOT FANFIC SIGN!!!” Sakura cried out.
(Door 6: It slides open on both sides..)
(Door 5: It's made of beads. They explode out towards you, and you
move on..)
(Door 4: It falls toward you, missing your foot by inches.)
(Door 3: It's a castle gate, that rises into the ceiling..)
(Door 2: It’s made of mirrors. You risk the seven years bad luck and shatter them with a hammer.)
(Door 1: It splits in four ways, twice.)
(Door .7: A beam of golden light erupts from the floor. You walk into it.)
Sakura, Syaoran, Tomoyo and Kero-Chan emerged from the light. The three take their seats in the theater while Kero-Chan floats overhead.
>From: Ryoucilo <bogue@oak.negia.net>
>Subject: [Ranma][FanFic] The Brain from Planet Arous
>
>
>The Brain from Planet Arous
Kero: Two brains are better than one!
Sakura: Steve Martin eat your heart out,
>Ryouga was walking, but he wasn't talking.
Syaoran: Must walk… Must keep silent…
Tomoyo: (singing) I’m walking… Yes, indeed, I’m walking!
>He desperately wanted to get back to Nerima so he could be near the beautitous Akane
Sakura: Beautitous?
Kero: Spell check on line two!
>and so that he might smash Ranma and crush his bones into powder yadda,
>yadda, yadda.
Syaoran: He doesn’t seem enthusiastic.
Kero: (imitating Ryouga) Yeah, I’ll pound him. Same old, same old.
>Anyway Ryouga was wandering around when he came
>across a secluded cave in the middle of a desert.
Tomoyo: A cave in the desert?
> What was Ryouga doing in the desert? That could be explained, but it's
>really a boring story so it won't be.
Syaoran: (imitating Ryoucilo) So I’m going to tell you an even duller story. So there.
Sakura: If he skips the boring parts we’ll be out of here in five minutes.
Kero: Why was Ryouga in the desert? Because he’s a friggin’ moron!
Sakura: Kero…
>Ryouga wanted to get out of the sun as
>soon as possible for he was afraid that he would die of a heat stroke.
Kero: We can only hope.
>However he thought it was a little strange there being a cave in the middle
>of nowhere.
Tomoyo: But that story would be dull too. Let’s move on.
>It could mean two things: it was either a cell created to hold a monstrous
>evil which had been imprisoned for the most diabolical of acts or it was a
>tourist trap. He hoped to god it wasn't the later of the two.
Syaoran: I don’t know. Those tourist traps are pretty creepy.
Sakura: He decided he’d find out ‘latter’.
>He knew that
>he needed to get away from the scorching heat so he ran into the cave.
Syaoran: And was promptly eaten by an evil creature. The End.
>Ryouga breathed in a sigh of relief as he looked around at his
>surroundings. The cave was very dark and spooky.
Kero: How many bright and cheerful cave have you seen?
>It resonated of a powerful and evil presence
Tomoyo: It was Jerry Springer!
Sakura: Cute, Tomoyo.
>so of course Ryouga went down further into the cave.
Kero: Because he was a moron.
>Ryouga walked down further into the cave and noticed that there was a
>bright green light. He walked towards the light wanting to know what the
>hell it was.
Syaoran: It turned out to be radioactive waste. Ryouga promptly died. The End.
>As he came closer to the light he saw what it was.
>It was a tall stand which had a really weird sculpture on top of it. The
>sculpture was incredibly ugly and only a total idiot would think that any
>merit was put into it.
Kero: (imitating Ryouga) Funny, it looks kinda like me.
Sakura: Andy Warhol strikes again.
>"It is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen," Ryouga whispered to
>himself.
Syaoran: And unknowingly to the carnivorous monster behind him.
Sakura: How many people here didn’t see that joke coming?
<Silence>
Sakura: Thought so.
>He thought that it might make a good present for Akane so he ran up
>and plucked the statue off of the stand.
Syaoran: (imitating Ryouga) Hmm. Strange arcane artifact. Nothing could possibly go wrong if I take it!
>Suddenly a loud booming voice coming from nowhere said,"You have removed
>that ugly sculpture therefore releasing the greatest evil in the universe
>will come out and try to take over the world. Have a nice day!"
Syaoran: (imitating Ryouga) Uh… Oops!
Sakura: Thanks for the badly dubbed warning.
>After that was said a loud roar could be heard and all Ryouga could say was,"D'oh!"
Tomoyo: Ryouga has been possessed by Homer Simpson!
Syaoran: Maybe he’ll get a craving for pork and eat himself.
>---
>It was a nice and sunny day in Nerima.
Syaoran: And then the world exploded.
>The brids were singing,
Tomoyo: Brids?
>the children weren't trying to kill the neighborhood cat.
Sakura: What?
Kero: Is that supposed to be funny?
>At the Tendo dojo nothing intersting was happening.
Tomoyo: Except for the glaring spelling mistakes.
>Ranma was watching the tv. Akane was thinking of a reason to
>hit Ranma, but forgot about it and decided to watch the tv.
Tomoyo: (imitating Akane) I can’t hit him for no good reason. I at least need something to take out of context first!
>Nabiki was figuring out new and exciting ways to exploit all of the people arond her.
Syaoran: That sounds about right.
>Soun and Genma were of course playing shogi and Kasumi was baking cookies
>in the kitchen.
All: <Snore!>
Syaoran: Yes, it’s another template cliché opening.
Kero: (imitating Soun) A perfect moment. What could go wrong?
>Everything seemed to be going just fine until that is a young man stepped
>nto the room. He was wearing a dark business Armani business suit.
Tomoyo: The mob has come to break their legs!
>He had unruly black hair which was tied back by a blagk and yellow bandanna, he
>had sharp fangs and menacing green eyes.
Syaoran: The feared hit man, Ryouga “Busted Compass” Hibiki
> This may be the discription of Ryouga Hibiki, but he was no longer the
>master of the body. No, the body now belonged to an alien monster with evil
>intent!
Kero: They could tell he was possessed because his head started spinning and vomiting green stuff.
Tomoyo: Eeew!
Sakura: Ever notice that aliens never have good intentions?
>The alien monster shouted,"Prepare to DIE!"
Syaoran: Sounds like Ryouga to me.
>Ranma looked up at the alien monster and sighed.
Syaoran: (imitating Ranma) Ho-hum. Another evil alien.
>He got up onto his feet
Sakura: As opposed to his hands.
>and said in a very bored tone,"Ryouga, can't you come up with anything new?
>I mean that has to be the millionth time you've said that."
Kero: (imitating Ranma) I know, I’ve been counting.
Syaoran: (imitating Ranma) If you want to kill me, at least do it with style.
>The alien monster shouted at Ranma,"How dare you speak to Gor in such an
>impudent manner!"
All: All Hail GOR!!!!
>Everyone stared at the alien monster except Kasumi who didn't give a rat's
>ass about what was going on.
Tomoyo: (imitating Kasumi) Oh my! I’d never think words like that!
>Ranma said,"I take that back Ryouga. Stick with 'prepare to die'."
Syaoran: (imitating Ranma) You suck at new phrases.
>Gor could not believe that the knave would treat him like he did. Gor
>would not have it. "I shall kill you for no one can speak to Gor that way!"
Sakura: Okay… Yeah… Sure…
Syaoran: Who cares?
Kero: (imitating Gor) I’m Gor, dammit! Obey Gor!
>Soun said as he switched the peices of the shogi board while Genma had
>his attention on Gor,"Say isn't that the name of that dead guy who's still
>in public office?"
>Soun turned his attention back to Gor and Genma swithced the pieces around
>as well. "No, that's Al Gore," Genma told his friend.
Syaoran: Lousy bugger. Beat me to it.
>Akane stood up and knew what she should do in this type of situation. She
>malleted her fiance.
>"STOP PICKING ON RYOUGA!"
Syaoran: Someone get her a tranquilizer already.
>Ranma crumpled to the floor and Gor looked puzzled as he said,"But I was
>the one who was trying to kill him."
Sakura: (imitating Akane) I’m his fiancé! I get first dibs on killing him!
>Akane blinked and mumbled an apology to the comatose martial artist. Ranma
>got up from the floor and said,"Ryouga, why the hell are you calling
>yourself Gor? What is it good for!"
>Nabiki said,"Absolutely nothing."
<All fall over.>
Syaoran: Ryoucilo, Lord of bad jokes.
>Gor said,"That is my name! I have taken over the body of this Ryoh-Ga so
>that I may conquer the world!"
Sakura: (imitating Akane) Sure, Ryoga, sure. Just put on this nice jacket with the sleeves that tie at the back.
>Ranma groaned and put his hand on his forehead. "You know, now I'm really
>starting to miss 'prepare to die'."
All: So are we.
>Gor shook in barely controled fury. He said,"So I see that you will need
>some convincing then! SKULL CRUSHER!"
>Ranma suddenly felt like his head was caving in on itself. He clutched both
>sides of his skull and yelled,"ARRRGGH! It feels like I'm at the bottom of
>a swimming pool!"
Kero: (imitating Ranma) I’m drowning dammit!
Sakura: Kero…
> Akane grabbed hold of Gor's right arm and yelled,"Please stop it! Don't
>hurt him!"
>Gor looked at her quizically and said,"This coming from the woman who
>smashed his head in with a mallet?"
Tomoyo: (imitating Akane) I told you! I HAVE FIRST DIBS ON HIS DESTRUCTION! DON’T MAKE ME POUND YOU TOO!!
>Akane couldn't think of a reply and Gor shouted,"The finishing move!"
>Ranma managed to choke out while writhing in agony,"Fine, but if you do
>that you'll never see my special technique."
Syaoran: Obviously.
>Gor stopped using the skull crusher on Ranma and said,"What is this special
>technique you speak of?"
>Ranma let go of his head and said,"It's my ultimate technique which will
>make me as powerful as you, but it takes a couple of hours to build up the
>power."
>Gor contemplated it for a second and said,"It sounds like an idiotic idea
>to let you become powerful enough to defeat me when I could just kill you
>right now... But I won't.
Syaoran: (imitating Gor) Because I’m too stupid to use the advantage I have and avoid getting destroyed late on.
>You have five hours to train then I shall kill you. Now I must be off to conquer the >world!"
Kero: (imitating Gor) In five hours you can obliterate me. Make sure my funeral is prepared.
>Gor was about to walk out of the room when Nabiki got in his way.
>She said,"I'm not going to let you leave..."
>Akane smiled at her sister's bravery. She knew she wasn't as cold and
>heartless as evryone said she was.
>"...without me! You're going to need someone to help you take over the
>world!"
Tomoyo: (imitating Nabiki) and black mail you, and rip you off.
> Akane facefaulted. Gor said to Nabiki,"Very well. Let us go!"
Kero: (imitating Gor) I always team up with strange women!
>Gor and Nabiki left the house and Akane turned back to Ranma.
>"Ranma, you're going to have to use that special technique on Gor or he'll
>take over the world!"
Kero: No shi…
Sakura: Kero…
>Ranma said,"Uh... What special technique?"
Syaoran: (imitating Ranma) I have so many!
>"You know the special technique that you said you kne- you made that up,
>right?"
>Ranma smiled sheepishly and nodded his head. Akane booted him through
>the roof and yelled,"RANMA NO BAKA!"
Sakura: (imitating Akane) How dare you use a clever lie to buy us time and save your life!
>Genma said to Soun,"Say wasn't that guy who was just here that guy who
>wrote the biography on Lincoln?"
>Soun said,"No, that was Gore Vidal."
Syaoran: Oh no! It’s become a running joke!
>"Ah, your move."
>Soun made his move and said,"Such a nice day."
Kero: (imitating Soun) Armageddon aside and all.
>--- .
>Gor sat next to Nabiki and waited for her to end her sales pitch to the
>politicians.
>They were in a large room in a military base with very nice venitian
>blinds.
Syaoran: Never make big political deals in a room with curtains!
>There was a table and on one side were all the leaders of the major
countries of the world and Gor and Nabiki on the other.
> Gor ad tuned out what she was saying for a while, but decided to listen
>again,"... and that is why you should relinquish all power to Gor."
Tomoyo: (imitating Nabiki) Namely, cause I said so. So there!
>One of the politicians said,"Say isn't Gor that city where the Russians
>hid all of those scientists?"
> The President of Russia said,"No, that's Gorky and we never did that."
Syaoran: Oh, for… Someone make them stop!
>Nabiki 'ahemed' and they all paid attention to her.
Sakura: You ahemed?
>She took out a piece of paper and a pen. She placed the two items on the
>table and said,"Okay, if you want to give up your power to Gor sign the
>sheet."
Tomoyo: (imitating Nabiki) I trust you so I won’t make you sign an actual contract.
> The Prime Minister of England said,"Why should we believe that you have the
>power to take over the world?"
>Gor smiled and suddenly the head of the President of France's head
>exploded.
Kero: It could be a coincidence.
>The President of America said,"If you wanted us to sign the paper
>how come you killed him?"
>Gor laughed and said,"Bah! Who wants France?!"
Syaoran: Yeah, all those pesky tourist dollars and expensive art. Who needs it?
> The President of Russia said,"We will not give up to you!"
>All of the other leaders nodded in agreement.
> Gor said,"I will kill millions of people if you do not give up!"
>They said and did nothing.
All: So what?
>"I will burn your cities to ashes!"
>They said and did nothing.
All: So what?
>Gor didn't know what else to say until Nabiki whispered something into
>his ear. He smiled and said,"I will make you watch 'Ishtar'."
>They jumped onto the table grabbing at the paper and the pen.
All: Argh! Not that!
Sakura: (imitating Nabiki) I’ll make you read this fanfic!
>---
>Ranma and Akane were arguing so things were back to normal. Soun and
>Genma were still playing Shogi and arguing over who Gor was.
>Akane shouted at Ranma,"You idiot! When he comes back he'll kill us
>all!"
Kero: Akane thinks she’s in a Godzilla movie.
Syaoran: She wishes.
>Ranma shouted back in an equally venomous tone,"Hey, what was I
>supposed to do?!"
Sakura: (imitating Akane) You were supposed to die a hideous death!
> They were so caught up in their argument that they did not notice that
>someone was right behind them.
Syaoran: It was a slasher who promptly killed them both. The End.
>"Greetings. I am Vola."
>Ranma and Akane turned around and what they saw nearly made them jump
>out of their skins. It was a giant pulsating brain.
Syaoran: (imitating brain) Are you pondering what I’m pondering?
>The brain spoke once again,"I am sorry. I know that my appearance has
>startled you, but I need your help in finding my husband Gor."
>Ranma said,"He just came by here a while ago. He said he wanted to rule
>the world."
Sakura: (imitating Vola) Oh, that pesky husband of mine. Always conquering planets when he should be taking out the garbage.
> Soun said to Genma,"Say isn't that brain that anime show from the
>eighties?"
>Genma said,"No, that's Voltron."
Syaoran: Lovely, it’s spreading.
>Vola said,"Oh, no. He's up to his old tricks again.Say, in order for me
>to be at the power level that would allow me to defeat Gor I would need
>to possess a woman," the brain said to Akane,"would you be interested?"
Syaoran: Uh…
Sakura: My, what a polite brain you are!
> Ranma slapped Akane on the back and said,"Say Akane that brain mistook
>you for a woman. When we all know that you're a sexless tomboy."
Kero: I can show you proof!
Sakura: Kero…
>Akane smiled at Ranma and said,"Oh, then I guess you would
>be better suited for the job." Akane splashed Ranma with cold water and
>shoved the girl in front of the brain.
Kero: As opposed to shoving him in front of a train as she usually did.
>There was a bright flash of light and the brain was gone and all that
>stood was Ranma. Akane looked worried as she said,"Ranma?"
Tomoyo: (imitating Akane) Maybe I should start thinking before I act.
>Ranma said,"Ranma is no more. All that is left is Vola. Now I will find
>my husband and stop him!"
Syaoran: Does Vola’s dialogue sound dubbed to you?
>Akane said,"Can I come with you?"
>Vola said,"Okay. but could you pay for the bus fare?"
Tomoyo: (imitating Vola) My stem doesn’t have pockets.
>Vola and Akane left the room and Genma said,"Wait Vola is that boxy,
>Swedish car!"
>Soun said,"No, that's a Volvo. Such a nice day."
Syaoran: Arghhhhhh!
Kero: (imitating Soun) What a nice day for the world to end!
>---
> Gor was doing his dance of joy and Nabiki was playing the bongos. Gor was
>now the ruler of the Earth (Actually if you read the fine print Nabiki was,
>but he didn't need to know that) so they were celebrating in front of the
>people they had defeated.
Syaoran: Who got sick of their horrible dancing and promptly shot them both dead. The End.
> Suddenly there was a loud smash and the wall caved in as Vola came into the
>room with Akane in tow.
Kero: Unfortunately, the building collapsed and crushed them all.
Tomoyo: There goes the fourth wall!
> Vola yelled,"Gor! Are you trying to take over the Earth again?!"
Kero: (imitating Gor) No, I’m auditioning for MTV.
> Gor yiped and said shakily,"V-V-Vola?"
Sakura: Yiped?
Syaoran: Don’t bother.
>The President of America said,"Say isn't that the name of a song by the
>Kinks?"
>The Prime Minister of England said,"No, that's Lola."
Syaoran: That’s it! Next time they use that joke I’m gonna fry them!
>Vola went over to Gor and grabbed him by hi ear."Damn straight it's me!
>Where the hell have you been?!"
>Gor said very timidly,"I was locked away in a cave."
>Vola said,"Excuses, excuses. I'm taking you back to Rigel 7 where you can't
>cause any trouble."
Syaoran: Hold it! Didn’t the title say the brain was from planet Arous?
Sakura: Maybe they moved.
Kero: Maybe the author’s just got his head up his…
Sakura: Kero…
>"Yes, dear."
>With that Vola flew up through the roof while still holding onto Gor's ear.
Kero: (imitating Gor) OW! OW! Let go already!
>Nabiki put away the bongos and said,"Well, that was interesting."
>Akane began to cry and Nabiki walked over to her and said,"Hey, sis what's
>the matter?"
Tomoyo: (imitating Akane) I’m trapped in this fanfic!
>Akane said in-between sniffling,"My fiance is gone probably forever! This
>is the worst day of my life!"
Sakura: (imitating Akane) Now who will I beat up on for kicks?
>Nabiki said,"Akane, cheer up. Things aren't that bad. Look at me. I'm now
>the ruler of the world."
Syaoran: Well, that’s good for you, but how does that help her?
>The President of Russia said,"Bah. You don't control us woman-"
>He shut up as Nabiki showed off a copy of 'Ishtar'. Nabiki said to
>Akane,"Now, Akane I know what will make you feel better."
>"What?"
Tomoyo: (imitating Nabiki) Watching ‘Ishtar’, of course!
Syaoran: She needs Prozac.
Sakura: Maybe Lithium.
Kero: Pudding!
Sakura: (rolls her eyes) Kero…
>"A cookie."
<All fall over.>
Kero: Well, I was close.
>Nabiki pulled out a large chocolate chip cookie.
>Akane said,"How is that going to make me feel bet-", but was interrupted
>as Nabiki shoved the cookie into her mouth.
Syaoran: Akane quickly choked to death. The End.
>Akane chewed on the cookie and smiled.
>"You're right! I do feel better!"
Tomoyo: This is… just stupid.
>Nabiki patted Akane on the head and said,"That's a good girl."
Sakura: (imitating Nabiki) Good Akane! Good dog!
>THE END
All: Thank God!
>Until I find better things to write about. Ja ne.
Syaoran: Try looking under your shoe.
Sakura: Okay, comments?
Tomoyo: Ludicrous, stupid and completely pointless.
Syaoran: Waste of space.
Kero: What we need now are some of those cookies.
Sakura: Hey, that’s a good idea!
They all got up and left the theater.
**
THE HOLOCABANA
Sakura, Syaoran, Tomoyo, Kero-Chan and Meiling all sat on a park bench eating cookies and watching the cherry blossoms drift past.
“Ahh, what a nice day!” said Tomoyo as she chomped on another cookie.
“Don’t you start!” grumbled Kero.
Syaoran shook his head ruefully, just another day in the company of these weirdos.
Tomoyo took out her camcorder and started taping again.
**
DEEP 13
Dr. Eriol was finished with his evil plans for the day. He had prepared the fanfics for next week.
“Well, I’ll really get them next time,” he said chuckling in a villainous manner. “Ruby Moon, press the button!”
Ruby Moon looked up from filing her nails. “You do it,” she grumbled “You’re awfully bossy for a guy named after a spray can.”
“That’s ‘aerosol’,” said a sleepy Spinel Sun.
“No, wait. Eriol is an overhead view!” said Ruby Moon.
“No. That’s ‘aerial’.” Spinel Sun replied.
Dr. Eriol sighed and decided to just press the button himself and look for better help in the morning.
THE REAL END
Well, this is my first official MSTing. When Timothy Weaver suggested MSTings for CCS Fanfics. I thought it would be a good idea. Alas, bad CCS fics are hard to find so I took some liberties.
Sincerely,
CardCaptor Schlueter (aka Syaoran-kun)
>Suddenly a loud booming voice coming from
nowhere said,"You have
>removed that ugly sculpture therefore releasing
the greatest evil in
>the universe will come out and try to take over
the world. Have a
>nice day!"
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